Letter to the Editor: Da any on ya fancy a warm?  well remember thick eat wave we ad in the zummer? 

Well, i ad a vyow emty demijohn bottles  so i thought  i’d bottle zum ont up ver now, zo any on ya want a warm, av a stroll drow Pillowell about 9 a clock in the marnins as i be letting zum ont out every day but you ‘ll a ta be quick mine as it dont last long!

Alan Beddis, Pillowell